G-reg is a robot who has quite the fixation for humans, so much so that he has tried to become human himself by incorporating human organs into his chassis. G-reg knows humans love one thing more than anything, pooping. They're addicted, they do it every single day! Help G-reg reach his goal to be a real boy by allowing him to drop a few logs in the only toilet in the junkyard. But be careful, supporting human organs has quite the upkeep. Be sure to keep G-reg's human needs fulfilled or else he may just keel to imminent doom!

HOW TO PLAY: You have three meters to keep in shape. A hunger bar in orange, a thirst bar in blue, and a happiness bar in green.

Hunger Bar: Collect chicken from the world and it will automatically be placed in your chassis. Pull a chicken out of your chassis and vigorously shake it up and down to take bites out of it.

Thirst Bar: When you collect water bottles from the world, it will be thrown on your screen. Catch the water with your right hand and then slot it into one of the empty slots on the bottom left of your screen. Then click the filled slot with your right hand to pull it out with your left hand. Once your left hand is holding the water bottle, grab the bottle cap with your right hand and spin counter-clockwise until the cap comes off. Then your left hand will automatically drink the water.

Happiness Bar: Just click on the phone that's in one of your slots on the bottom left of the screen. While you're watching short form content, your happiness will rise. You can scroll up to play a new video if your IRL happiness is starting to tank from watching the same video over and over again. You can put the phone back into one of the slots by clicking an empty slot with your right hand.